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Advice …

July 10, 2007
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15 PIECES OF ADVICE TO BE PASSED ON TO YOUR MUM, YOUR
DAUGHTERS OR GRANDDAUGHTERS, NIECES, AUNTS, GIRLFRIENDS,
ETC.

1. Don’t imagine you can change a man – unless he’s in  nappies. 🙂

2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? ……………….. Ans: You shut the  door.

3. If they put a man on the moon – they should be able to  put them all up there!

4. Never let your man’s mind wander – it’s too little to be out alone. 😉

5. Go for the younger man. You might as well, they never mature anyway. 🙂

6. Men are all the same – they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart. 😉

7. Definition of a bachelor: a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable. 😀

8. Women don’t make fools of men – most of them are the  do-it-yourself types. 😉

9. Best way to get a man to do something  is to suggest he is  too old for it.

10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. 😉

11. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital. 😛

12. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40  years. Even in Biblical times, men wouldn’t ask for directions.

13. If he asks what sort of books you’re interested in, tell  him cheque books. 😉

14. Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his. 😛

15. Sadly, all men are created equal.  😦

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One Comment leave one →
  1. July 11, 2007 6:03 AM

    my goodness battle of sexes is going on everywhere… on my blog on urs…..

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