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Good Sardar Jokes

May 6, 2008
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After returning from Delhi, I shouldn’t be making fun of Sardars. But kya kare? These are too good!!

Enjoy 🙂

1. Lecturer : Write a note on Gandhi Jayanti.

Sardar : Gandhi was a great man but maa

kasam, I dont know who is Jayanti.

2. Sardar : You cheated me.

Shopkeeper: How ?

Sardar : You said this is American made radio. But when I put it ON, it says All India Radio.

3. Sardar got into a bus on 1st April when

conductor asked for ticket.

He gave Rs.10/- and took the ticket and said April fool. I have pass.

4. Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer.

Boss was happy and asked what you did till

evening.

Sardar : Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.

5. On a romantic day sardar’s girlfriend asks him. Darling on our engagement day will you give me a ring.

Sardar : Ya sure, from landline or mobile.

6. Doctor to patient : You will die within 2 hours. Do you want to see any one before you die.

Patient : Yes. A good doctor.

7. Two sardars were fixing a bomb in a car.

Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.

Sardar 2 : Dont worry, I have a one more.

8. Interviewer : When is your birthday.

Sardar : 13th Oct.

Interviewer : which year ?

Sardar : Oye Ullu ke patte : Every year.

9. Sardar was busy removing a wheel from his auto. A man asks sardar why are you removing a wheel from your auto.

Sardar : Can’t you read the board. Parking is

only for 2 wheeler.

10. Sardar : What is the name of your car ?

Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with “T”.

Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai. Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai.

11. Boss : Where were you born ?

sardar : Punjab .

Boss : which part ?

Sardar : Kya which part ? Whole body born in punjab.

12 . American told sardar : Hamare desh me 90% shaadi e-mail se hoti hai.

Sardar : Kya bath hai. Hamari desh me 100% female se hoti hai.

13. How will you destroy a submarine full of sardars ?

Simple. Just knock the door and they will open it.

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